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(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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(313): View more from Michigan

I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

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(206): View more from Washington

i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

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(315): View more from New York

and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(904): View more from Florida

Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Stop fucking Sharon's exes.

(416): View more from Toronto

Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.

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(206): View more from Washington

I have a mailbox and I don't know why.

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