Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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