when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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