summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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