I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
