At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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