so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
