just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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