Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
do herpes really smell.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
