i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
