Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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