I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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