She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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