I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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