i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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