check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
