what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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