See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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