She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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