I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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