I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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