hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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