i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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