Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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