We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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