where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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