If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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