She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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