Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish you could order shots online.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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