don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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