U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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