all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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