I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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