woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
