Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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