Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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