It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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