he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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