Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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