May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You are the jesus of drinking
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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