i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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