She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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