her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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