Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
