when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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