I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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