I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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