You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
