I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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