the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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