You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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