Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is my gift to your gina
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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